Can you believe... In 31 years (or maybe I should limit that to 15 years), I have never ONCE asked someone out on a date? How do I ever get girlfriends, you ask? Well, it just kinda happens. At least, it used to. I don't know what you wanna call it: fear of rejection, fear of being laughed at, or fear of someone breaking my heart, but whatever it is, I have never gone up to a woman and said the words "would you like to go out sometime?" Granted, that's probably not the best way to ask s...

I can't sleep. This has actually been going on for a while. It's been four years, can you believe that? (Four years since when?) Since I had my last, um, relationship. Well... fine, "in real life" relationship. Face to face, as it were. I've had this online relationship, first it was a friendship, then we flirted with being a couple, then she broke up with me, and now we're friends again. Thing is, and this has probably been what's keeping me awake at night: I still love her. Yeah, sad ...

I don't get it. I'm a nice guy. Well, maybe that's the problem. A friend of mine once told me "you need to be more like a cowboy." I don't know. I thrive on humor. I try to undersand and accept people. I do, however, have some typical guy moments. I watch sports. I drink beer. I listen to loud rock music. I tend to be attracted to, um, certain features of a woman's anatomy. What's wrong with me? I couldn't tell ya. I have this tendency to second-guess myself, to remain quiet, and ...